Chapter 2, The Flying Saucer - The Boy and the Taoist (2)

Zeng Yang quickly admitted his mistake, saying: "Yes, yes, yes... it is still you, Old Liu, who is knowledgeable. Now I want to go inside the flying saucer to take a look. Can you search and see if this Taoist has anything else?"

With careful caution, the other six boys bent over, whispering complaints to each other as they moved forward, clearly prepared to flee at the slightest sign of danger

A crowd quickly gathered around, eager to snatch the book, all wanting to see what the celestial text was all about. However, Zeng Yang was well-prepared; he hurriedly flipped through the remaining pages of "The Chapter of Divine Wind Control" and then handed this bound book to the classmates who arrived later. At the same time, he firmly held onto "The Five Elements Escape Technique" and began to read.

Got it! A few carefree friends completely disregard Zeng Yang's well-being, all engrossed in the mysterious tome in their hands, casually striking a few poses as if that would enable them to master unparalleled martial arts.

After looking down at his summer outfit, he cast a fierce glance at the cabin door. Realizing that there was truly no one around, his expression suddenly hardened, as if he had made an important decision, and he muttered to himself: "It is you who broke the code of loyalty first, so don't blame me for taking it all for myself!" ... Saying this, Zeng Yang wiped the emerald ring forcefully on his clothes, then suddenly put it in his mouth and swallowed it with a strong gulp.

However, we first need to use that guy for testing the drug... after all, it's just him!

Holding a weapon that resembled a firearm, Zeng Yang forgot the surrounding bloodshed and displayed an endlessly joyful smile. Upon closer inspection, he discovered three intact alien guns, while another appeared to have been split in two by some mysterious weapon, with parts scattered all over the ground

Enough nonsense ... hurry and get the medicine! If you, Old Liu, dare to keep it for yourself, we will all castrate you together

Medicine can be toxic in excess; even restorative medicines can become poison if taken in large quantities, and the potency of these elixirs is beyond what their bodies can endure. Just as the seven youths were gradually losing consciousness and nearing death, they vaguely noticed several individuals in Daoist robes slowly approaching them

Enduring the stench of blood and the psychological revulsion, Cheng Yang cautiously searched among the numerous fragmented bodies. At that moment, he clearly saw an alien. The alien had a large head, while its body parts appeared quite small. Its eyes were exceptionally large, and its body was covered in a strange spacesuit that resembled either fabric or metal. However, this alien had been reduced to fragments; its head, body, arms, chest, waist, and buttocks were all severed into pieces scattered throughout the interior of the flying saucer, with smooth cuts as if it had been sliced cleanly in two by a knife, leaving a pool of purplish-red blood.

At this moment, seeing several classmates dawdling, Zeng Yang shouted at the few who were gradually approaching Zhu and the * diagram * book: "What are you dawdling for? There is no danger; what came out is a Taoist priest who has been severely injured with a large charred hole in his abdomen. There are no aliens."

Ignoring the clamor of his companions nearby, Cheng Yang flipped through the thin volume of "Five Elements Escape Technique," adopting the same posture as depicted in the book. After finishing it, he casually handed the book to Zhang Wei, saying: "I find those traditional characters and classical Chinese a bit difficult to understand. Just now, I saw that Taoist holding a sword, but suddenly it disappeared without a trace."

Liu Buyun: "Can a hero be this formidable? Can he descend from a flying saucer? I see this book as a celestial scripture, recording the arts of immortality. Once we all master it, perhaps we will be able to ride the clouds and mist."

Entering the interior of the flying saucer, akin to the gates of heaven, a sudden and intense smell of blood assaulted the senses. Cheng Yang had never anticipated that the inside of the saucer would resemble a slaughterhouse, with four or five disfigured corpses scattered across the floor, blood and various human organs smeared across the walls of the spacecraft.

Zhao Liang took out two chocolate liqueurs from his pocket and handed them to Zeng Yang, instructing, "Have a little drink to bolster our courage, for the future of our brothers, for the prosperity and strength of our socialist motherland, and to defeat American imperialism..."

After waiting for a short while, the Daoist on the ground, who was barely alive, began to show signs of movement. Suddenly, he exhaled forcefully: "Hoo...!" Instantly, a pleasant medicinal fragrance filled the air, and the several youths felt invigorated after inhaling it.

Liu Buyun: "I don't know, if I consume it all, it is estimated that it could be equivalent to 500 years of cultivation"

Zhang Wei curiously asked: "Oh... there is also a treasured sword! Is this Taoist priest like the sword hero from the novels of Mount Shu, capable of flying with his sword?"

No way! An alien has actually become a Taoist... Could it be that Zeng Yang did not see it correctly!

Boom...! A multitude of sparkling fireworks erupted in the distance, and then a large tree suddenly tilted and fell to the ground

Wang Zhengdao: "We're about to become immortals! Old Liu, do you think when we become immortals, there will be some extraordinary phenomena from the heavens, or will we just fly into the sky directly?"

Wang Zheng: "Perhaps he is a great hero of the martial world; this is actually a manual of unparalleled martial arts."

Zhao Liang: "There happens to be a casino near my home. I have heard that some people win tens of thousands of yuan every time. If we were to acquire martial arts skills, how about we rob it together? What do you think?"

Others glanced at Old Liu, who seemed unbothered, and followed suit by swallowing the bullet, experiencing the exhilarating sensation of the heat surging wildly within their bodies

Zeng Yang furrowed his brows and said: "The Taoist inside was directly torn apart by the - picture - book, his body blown to pieces, with parts scattered all over the ground. How is it that this Taoist only has a hole burned in his stomach?"

Having swallowed the elixir, the carefree youths laughed heartily; Zhang Wei exclaimed, "Hahaha... your faces have turned red!"

OK

How could it be a Taoist? A Taoist comes out of a flying saucer; could it be that the Taoist is also an alien

"Peh, peh, peh..." Liu Buyun, who had the best grades, quickly interjected: "... What Zhang Weizi and Wang Zhengzi? Don't just give people random names. In Shushan, they are classified according to the principles of heaven and earth. How can you call someone Wuyazi or Lingxuzi? Those are their Daoist titles. If it were me, I couldn't just be called Buyunzi; I would need to add a title with 'Xuan', for example, a character like 'Xu', making it Xuyunzi. ... Don't just hang titles around without understanding anything." If it were me, I couldn't just be called Buyunzi; I would need to add a title with 'Xuan', for example, a character like 'Xu', making it Xuyunzi. ... Don't just hang titles around without understanding anything.

As the pill went down, a sensation of expansion began to manifest in his stomach, gradually transforming into a wave of heat that surged towards Liu Buyun's forehead. Everyone stared intently at Liu Buyun, noticing that his face began to flush, and a small tent was also rising beneath his trousers. "Ah... how refreshing, I feel utterly invigorated!" Liu Buyun exhaled a long breath filled with the fragrance of the medicine and stretched out lazily.

Zeng Yang shook his head and joked, "If I really mastered the art of immortality after reading these two books, then I would have to add a 'zi' to my name, just like in 'Shushan' and 'Xianjian', calling myself Lingxuzi or Wuyazi. I would be Zeng Yangzi, Zhang Wei would be Zhang Weizi, and Wang Zheng would be Wang Zhengzi"

Zeng Yang, who felt somewhat better after vomiting a few times, covered his face and cautiously looked at the tragic scene inside the spaceship. Suddenly, another wave of nausea surged from his abdomen. "Ugh..." Unable to hold it in, he vomited again the contents of his stomach.

After consuming two pieces of chocolate with liquor, Zeng Yang felt a surge of courage as the rich chocolate and alcohol went down. He slowly advanced towards the direction of the flying saucer, glancing back three times. The other boys looked up, their eyes fixed on Zeng Yang, who was gradually approaching the aliens in the distance. If anything went awry, everyone knew what to do.

Zhang Wei, you are also blushing

Upon receiving the book, Yang Ling quickly opened this mysterious heavenly tome, and at the same time, five heads leaned in closer. Liu Xue asked curiously, "Yang Ling, if this Taoist is indeed an immortal, then the contents of this book must record the methods of immortality! If we follow the practices in this book, can we not also become immortals?"

After searching for a long time, I found that something had happened inside the spaceship. After taking it, Zeng Yang walked out of the flying saucer and, as if to show off, held the alien energy weapon and several jade bottles in his hands, saying: "Hey... you all look at what I found, all of it is good stuff."

Ah... ah... it's hot... so hot...! Seven young boys seemed unable to swallow or spit out, their bodies convulsing and curling up on the ground, cold sweat just emerging turned into steam and drifted away with the wind

Hehehe... a few people began to laugh foolishly. Liu Xuegang looked at the alien weapon in his hand and said, "If this could be sold in Hong Kong or abroad, it would definitely fetch several hundred million... But what about the other things that Zeng Yang brought out? They might all be divine items capable of granting immortality"

Feeding the chickens rat poison, after confirming that the other pills were not toxic, the impulsive youths distributed all the elixirs, one of each type, into everyone's hands, and then swallowed them all at once. Swallowing all the good things was a habit formed during the classroom battles from kindergarten to middle school, especially among those children from families with lower living standards

Let us ascend to immortality together

Upon closer inspection, there are a total of five bloodied heads, one of which belongs to a human, two to aliens, and two made of an unknown material that resembles robots. With great effort to suppress his revulsion, he pried open the palm of one alien and took the strange weapon from its hand

Indeed... Zhang Wei snapped his fingers sharply, then pressed down on the ailing patient lying on the ground, beginning to pry open the other party's mouth

Liu Buyun, as if feeding a chicken rat poison, poured a Heavenly Fragrance Transformation Pill into the other person's mouth, then tilted his head to observe their reaction

Guh...! The sound of swallowing echoed as the emerald ring, just stripped from the hand of a corpse, was instantly swallowed by this crazed, impoverished man

What happened, Zeng Yang?" A classmate's voice came from outside. Zeng Yang quickly replied, "Don't come in, there are many bodies inside. I'll come out in a moment.

The immortal driving the flying saucer must have made a mistake and was kicked down from above. Who would have thought that aliens are indeed immortals! The crowd hurried over and saw Zeng Yang sitting next to a middle-aged Taoist priest who was on the verge of death, holding two books in his hands, flipping through them while striking various strange poses

The eyes of the crowd darted back and forth, each unwilling to become a test subject for the drug trial. Gradually, a few individuals began to cast their glances toward the nearly lifeless Taoist on the ground. Zhao Liang, seemingly oblivious, remarked: "Isn't this Taoist on the ground severely injured? If we are to administer the medicine, shouldn't we give it to him first?"

Just as Liu Buyun was inquiring, Zeng Yang had already deployed the alien weapon and began to fiddle with the strange handgun in his hand. Zhang Wei, holding the weapon, examined the trigger and grip, then aimed the muzzle at the distant woods and said, "Hey... everyone, step aside, let me test the power of this gun."

Yang Ling: "Hahaha... I don't want much; I just want to be content with having lightness in my skills like the heroes, akin to a dragonfly skimming the water."

Just found a great bargain, Zhang Wei urged Liu Buyun, "This is fantastic! Old Liu, quickly distribute one pill to each person, let’s all enjoy the blessings together and become immortals. We will divide the remaining pills and give a few to everyone’s parents!"

Gagging...! In a panic, Zeng Yang hurriedly dodged a section of intestine stained with blood at his feet, and he couldn't help but vomit.

The crowd, who were in high spirits, did not suspect Zeng Yang of embezzlement. Liu Buyun took the bottle and began to read the ancient characters on the note: "Hmm... hundred... flower... jade... dew... pill... heaven... sun... righteous energy... elixir... jade tree essence elixir... hmm... green jade nourishing energy pill... heavenly fragrance transforming spirit elixir! ... sigh... brothers, these all sound like immortal pills! ... jade tree essence elixir... hmm... green jade nourishing energy pill... heavenly fragrance transforming spirit elixir! ... sigh... brothers, these all sound like immortal pills! Who dares to try one?" As he spoke, he slightly opened the last bottle of heavenly fragrance transforming spirit elixir, and soon a rich medicinal aroma wafted out from the jade bottle.

So impressive... This must be an alien weapon! It's incredible. Everyone expressed their astonishment.

Wang Zheng expressed his opinion: "I said, listening to Zeng Yang, there are many corpses inside. So, could it be that aliens abducted the Taoist priests, and as a result, the priests used their supernatural skills to escape, leading to a battle between the two sides, with everyone dead except for this one on the ground?"

Zhao Liang glanced at the alien gun in his hand and said, "This gun has great power; regardless of whether they are deities or Taoist priests, a single shot will create a large hole just the same"

Holding the severed hand of his opponent, Zeng Yang forcefully removed the jade ring from the finger. Upon seeing the vividly green ring, he immediately recognized it as a high-quality item worth at least several thousand yuan, and it could possibly be worth tens of thousands. The poverty-stricken Zeng Yang's eyes instantly gleamed with a greedy light.

As the youths were making plans for their future, everyone's stomachs began to rumble in unison. Suddenly, a powerful and unmatched surge of heat surged through the bodies of the youths like a wild horse breaking free. Their already flushed faces showed bulging veins, and their muscles contracted violently. The worm-like veins on their arms and bodies writhed incessantly, while beads of sweat evaporated from their skin, transforming into wisps of vapor that floated around them. Their already flushed faces showed bulging veins, and their muscles contracted violently. The worm-like veins on their arms and bodies writhed incessantly, while beads of sweat evaporated from their skin, transforming into wisps of vapor that floated around them.

A few young boys began to chatter and ask Zeng Yang questions, but Zeng Yang was flipping through the books he had rummaged out from the Taoist robe. He noticed that the pages were filled with traditional Chinese characters from www.hetushu.com. Annoyed, he called out to his ungrateful classmates, "What would I gain from deceiving you? Here are two ancient texts, one titled 'The Chapter of Divine Wind Control' and the other 'The Art of Elemental Escape.' They are all in Chinese characters; there are no aliens here, probably just a deity. Come quickly to see something new!"

Yang Ling quickly expressed his opinion: "I see it this way, look at the large wound on the Taoist's abdomen, it must have been struck by some kind of alien weapon, otherwise, how could it be scorched like that"

At this moment, Liu Buyun said with great joy and sincerity: "Alright... I have already tried it, and it is not poison. Everyone take one; we share blessings and bear difficulties together." He distributed the pills to everyone, and after scanning the crowd with his eyes, Liu Buyun was the first to swallow the pill in his hand.

Liu Buyun looked into the bottle and said: "They are all here, some pills. I don't know if they are elixirs or something else. They smell fragrant, so they shouldn't be poison! Who will give it a try...?"

Alright ... ... Alright !

Oh... let's see what treasures are still inside? Bring them all out!

Zeng Yang: "If I could strike down like in 'Ashes of Time', causing mountains to split and stones to shatter, followed by a loud 'bang' of an explosion, then I would first go eliminate the underworld, disguise myself as a masked superhero, uphold social justice, and conveniently confiscate the money that harms everyone... Hehehe!"

Ignoring a few thoughtless friends, Zeng Yang grasped the cut circular hatch and slowly crawled into the interior of the flying saucer, which was emanating a blinding white light

Is he a Taoist priest

After waiting for a while, everyone watched as Zeng Yang in the distance actually helped the alien on the ground, then quickly gestured "Come here quickly," as if he had discovered something.

... ...

Upon hearing that a gun was to be tested, everyone hurriedly avoided standing behind Zhang Wei. It was uncertain whether this gun had a safety mechanism. After taking aim with the gun, Zhang Wei directly pulled the trigger towards the distance. A blue beam shot forth like a sharp arrow, followed by a flash of fire

Upon further examination, Zeng Yang found several jade vials, a few pieces of charred metal, and behind some instruments, a ring made of emerald that emitted an unusual glow from the fragmented corpse, the identity of which remained uncertain—whether it was a Taoist priest or a deity.

Zhang Wei quickly said: "Regardless of whether a hole was opened or it was blown to pieces, in any case, it is a situation where the clam fights and the fisherman benefits. We have certainly picked up a tremendous bargain: three alien pistols. If we were to hand them over to the state, how much do you think the state would give us? It would be better for us to secretly keep one and then find a way to sell it in Hong Kong. Do you think it could sell for one million?"